Do you have Jesus looking after your interests?

This yarn came from young Patto.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

“Jesus knows you're here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard...

“Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.

“Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

“Moses”, replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.”


Ok, so it was a joke, but in all seriousness the truth of the matter is do you have someone looking after your eternal interests?

If not, may I strongly recommend that you begin to make some enquiries, as time is running out for each of us, as we don't know when our number will be called - and then it will be too late.

If you would like to find out about my beliefs, then send me an email at the following address, graemebrattle@hotmail.com and I will be in touch.

Have a top day everyone.