Thursday, August 11, 2011

New definitions!


ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
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CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
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RAISIN:
Grape with sunburn.
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SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

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WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.



Thanks to young Kellie for the above.

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